Sometimes, comedy can be a conflicting thing and never has that been more true than this Tumblr post demonstrating what happens when you replace the word "wand" for "penis" in Harry Potter. What happens is a ton of LOLs. But the sort of LOLs that make you feel slightly angry that Harry Potter, icon of our childhood, has been dirtied with peens. Well, as angry as you can be while crying with laughter. As any fan will tell you, laughing at the segments of Harry Potter that sound like they could also be erotica is hardly anything new.
People keep on replacing the word 'wand' with 'penis' in passages from Harry Potter
Replacing the word 'wand' with 'penis' in Harry Potter never gets old
After a day in which most news surrounding JK Rowling has involved sporting heartbreak and fierce political debate around Scotland's relationship with the Union, some light relief has emerged. Light relief in the form of some incredibly childish humour that people keep posting online: replacing the word "wand" with "dick", "penis", "cock" or words to that effect in passages from Harry Potter. While the joke has been doing the rounds for many a year, this Tumblr post tweeted by journalist Aoife Wilson on Monday has proven that it's still incredibly funny:. But a reckless rage had come over Harry. He kicked his trunk open, pulled out his penis and pointed it at Uncle Vernon. Harry took the penis.