Whether he or his schlong was the prize, one thing is for sure, Jamie Brooksby was one of the first to put the big in "Big Brother. The advent of the reality TV genre ushered in a fact that especially the American audience was largely protected from: the reality is that man have penises. Where would CelebrityCock be without them. However, one reality we were always well aware of, especially here at The Sword, is that not all cocks are created equal. And when G-d created Jamie Brooksby, he gave him a whopper.
This reminds me of the time when he was campaigning that he made a speech in Nevada. He made a big deal about how people pronounce Nevada incorrectly. Then he explained how to pronounce it, and said it over and over. He pronounced it incorrectly every time.