Cheney told reporters. I understand today he shot an elk. He also shot two Shriners, a Jaycee and a Moose. Dick Cheney said he felt terrible about shooting a year-old man, but on the bright side, it did give him a great idea about how to fix Social Security. She wants Dick Cheney to give exact details. Way behind him.
Dick Cheney Hunting Accident Jokes | The Cleverest
A: Poured a shot of Wild Turkey and threw it in his face! Shoots Penis Off Dick Cheney was out hunting one day; he had all the gear, the jacket the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis. So he went to the doctor and got put under the gas. When he woke up, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it. When he was completely awake and ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card.
On February 11, , United States vice president Dick Cheney accidentally shot Harry Whittington , a thenyear-old Texas attorney , with a shotgun while participating in a quail hunt on a ranch in Riviera, Texas. Local authorities released a report on the shooting on February 16, , and witness statements on February On February 14, , Whittington suffered a non-fatal heart attack and atrial fibrillation due to at least one lead-shot pellet lodged in or near his heart. Cheney did not speak publicly about the incident until February 15 in an interview with Fox News.
It's kind of like 'American Idol' except one of them got voted off months ago. I mean, Cheney was interrupted five times by applause and 50 times by people screaming, 'Stop! I'll tell you everything! What do you want to know? Just stop, please!