As much hype and attention as we give it, sex is just another normal function of the human body — which can only mean it has the potential to get pretty darn embarrassing. While everyone has had at least one sex slip-up before, these cringe-worthy-but-totally-true stories might make you feel better about some of your more forgettable sexual encounters. Mind you, this whole time I just laid there in fear of saying something that would embarrass him because he was a virgin. You were between my thighs.
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Having my mother walk in on me while I'm doing the deed most certainly tops my most hellish nightmares list, even before being stranded on a single log smack in the center of the Pacific Ocean and driving my car off a bridge Vampire Diaries -style. Unfortunately for them, there are people who've had my worst nightmare realized—but luckily for us, they've agreed to dish on the details. Get ready to get your giggle on below! When things heated up, we stepped out of the shower so that we could slip into a more comfortable position, if you catch my drift.
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A few years ago an ex and I were driving back to my parents place at night in high school at the time when I asked her if she would give me a little road head. She agreed and began to do her thing. I was driving down the road being as careful as possible when boom goes the dynamite. Awesome, right? Apparently we were at a bad angle, when I went off I caused her to gag and she ended up vomiting all over my crotch and drivers seat.
Sorry to all of my friends who went to bars with us whose girlfriends I met and shook hands with during that time. My bad. No clue how or why I let her go. Have you had anal on a random Tuesday?