Let's get right to the point. And if you're not caught up on Game of Thrones then, obviously, this contains spoilers. Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen finally had sex in the season-seven finale , and we need to talk about it. As a refresher, earlier this season, fans lost their minds when the King of the North and Mother of Dragons finally met face to face. Oh, how far we've come.
Jon Snow and Daenerys Had Sex in 'Game of Thrones' Season 7 Finale | Glamour
It was like two naked babies, planking. It was virginal, restrained, un-sexy sex in a show known for nothing if not splashy sex sometimes literally. Sidenote: is he fucking her belly button here? I feel bad for everyone who's waited for these two to bone. I'm not a regular Game of Thrones viewer, but I wanted to come to work Monday with a mind full of pop culture incest— for the watercooler chats , of course. What we got was less arousing than a set of 2x4s slapping together. Not to descend into parody , but if you're gonna go incest, at least go hot.
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Warning: Spoilers ahead for "Game of Thrones" season seven. But the moment was dampened with the simultaneously awkward and thrilling shots of Jon Snow and his aunt, Daenerys Targaryen, having sex for the first time. Um yeah. Now if he'd only bend the bloody knee there'll be no problems Harington is now engaged to Rose Leslie — the girlfriend he was referencing above.