Just print out more tickets! Look how the dog kisses the baby before he puts his face in the squirt lol awwww! These girls pussys smell worse then us uncircumcised niggas with dick cheese. Run, Squirt, and Tumblr: Spiders hate peppermint oil. Put some in a squirt bottle with water, spray your garage and all door frames, then watch the spiders run! Fucking, Squirt, and Opportunity: baconsloth: deoxyhemoglobin: I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist.
Guy makes girl squirt every minute for an hour, makes her say "Thank You" every time, and then gives her the 40th orgasm of the night by let I would literally drink my girl's period blood out of a gas station toilet. You ain't scarin me. I hope you guys realize that it's because of memes that I can't just watch porn anymore, i have to stop and do shit like this. Fucking memes Definitely, Dogs, and Girls: 17h Several years ago, I had sex with two girls on two separate occasions in one day in the span of about five hours, and made the second girl squirt all over her TV, permanently ruining it. I'm definitely not one of those alpha male dudes, and it was super uncharacteristic for me, but I guess each of us dogs gets their day in the hot sun.